(via myloadedsmile)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via smamsblog)
These are pretty fun to doodle!!
that’s a doodle are you fucking kidding me
(via gabbietook)
HOLY FUCK
I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE
I LITERALLY JUST HIT REBLOG AND LAUGHED AT MY PHONE FOR A MINUTE OR TWO TRYING YO COMPOSE MYSELF ENOUGH TO TYPE THIS MESSAGE.
ITS BACK
DEAD, FUCKING DEAD.
OH MY GOD
what even,
this is music
this is actually my favourite audio post on tumblr and i’m going to reblog this for the 3rd time
oh
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT I LIKE IT
WHAT IS GOING ON????
WHAAAT
hahahahahaha not again
(via batman-and-robbins)
guys according to Don Cheadle’s interview with Conan, this scene was improvised by Robert (video @ 2:00)
(Source: mishasteaparty, via gabbietook)
(Source: s-e-x-s-h-o-p, via the-p0ssimpible)
(Source: a-million-times-over, via the-p0ssimpible)
